1. High Res
  2. High Res
  3. High Res
  4. The Sword of Destiny Illusion.

    (Source: thebluthcompany)

  5. Burger King advertizing in Arrested Development. Angus Burger.
    High Res
  6. Tobias quotes:

    • I suppose I’m just buy-curious
    • Because I’m a woman
    • You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I’d answer.
    • After Jessie says “There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town.” He replies, “Well that certainly leaves me out”
    • Let me take off my assistant’s skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit
    • I need to prove to her that I’m not just a man, but a man’s man
    • I ought to check myself into a men’s penal colony.
    • Nice to be back in a queen
    • I was dancing with what turned out to be the club’s owner, and he was looking to sell. Oh, he-he really, really did look like a woman.
    • Oh, I got blown
    • I so very much would like to be in your prostate-ticular 
    • Or it could be your colon. I’d want to get in there and find some answers
    • I see you wasted no time in filling my seat-hole
    • Who’d like a banger in the mouth?
    • I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth
    • Oh, come on! Don’t leave your uncle T-bag hanging
    • Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up
    • For there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out, can I walk free of pain
    • Come on! Let’s see some bananas and nuts
    • I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak
    • Tobias, you blow hard
    • I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time
    • It’s supposed to say “Tobias’s Queen Mary.” I suppose I can just paint over Mary
    • Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
  7. High Res
  8. High Res