1. My girlfriend said The Office is better than Arrested Development. What do I do?

    You break up with her!

    (Just kidding, I don’t know. The Office is good, but not better than A.D.)

  2. so are you pumped for the new season?

  3. Apparently Ann is really hot now.

    Her?

  4. Favorite Gene Parmesan disguise?

    The bear suit.

  5. My mother is opposed to the idea of hiring a new attorney. She'll probably refuse to enter the room if she sees you.

    I shall hide behind the couch. 

  6. I'm a teacher in New York City and my last name begins with "F," though most of my students either call me "Mistah!" or straight-up by my last name. Today, though, a 9th grader sought my attention with "Yo, Mr. F!" and immediately after he said it, I heard a British female's voice saying "Mr. F!" in a chirpy, echoed inner-voice. The kid was satisfied with my answer to his question, but then again, I have had a lot of plastic surgery."

    Oh, so I’m not the only one who that happens to. Watch this, whenever you read Mr. F, you’ll immediately hear that female British voice singing Mistah F. in your head.

    Illusions, Michael! 

  7. do you get paid for running this blog?

    Of course! Ron Howard personally hired me to run this blog. He was, like “Sandy, you’re one of the people who loves the show the most, so please take care of this blog.” I get paid in food (breakfast food and pizza specifically) which is more than enough for me.

  8. Well, we can go get some ice cream, Gangee. That would be fun, right?

    I don’t think so. That chubby little wrist of yours is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is.

  9. Whatever happened to Keepin' It Fresh?

    I was 30 years old then, mother. I’m 32 now!

  10. He's going to be all right.