Mine is: And that’s why you don’t teach lessons to your son.

Michael then gets upset because his dad because he taught him a lesson not to teach lessons. 

Mine is when he’s bragging how he got Michael out of his marriage when what really happened is that Michael’s wife died. 

Then Michael tells him the truth and Barry just says: You’re kidding me. I’ve been taking credit for that for years.

Mine is when he goes into Michael’s office and tries to imitate Gob. Gob then tells him that he’s wearing a a woman’s wig, to which Tobias replies: I was told it was a bob.

Here’s what I’m talking about.

Mine is when he is home alone and mistakes Lucille’s box wine for a giant juice box, and starts singing Rose’s Turn’s Gypsy. 

And then the narrator goes: It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

Mine is when she criticizes Lindsay in Prier Pressure.

She goes: I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.