It’s the Final Countdown | Whistler’s Mother
“Gobias industries. As is “go buy us some coffee.’”
Now, there’s someone who could have used a good mother.
You’re in love with your own brother?
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with your brother-in-law.
Gob: You’re in love with your own brother? The one in the army?
Wife of Gob: No, your sister’s husband.
Gob: Michael? Michael!
Wife of Gob: No, that’s your sister’s brother.
Gob: No, I’m my sister’s brother. You’re in love with me? Me!
Wife of Gob: I’m in love with Tobias.
Gob: My brother-in-law?
Wife of Gob: I know it can never be, so I’m leaving. I’m enlisting in the army.
Gob: To be with your brother?
Wife of Gob: NO!
It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.