1. Do you have any funny "inspirational" quotes from AD? My sister is running a marathon this morning and I need rediculous things to scream at her along the way.

    • Don’t ask, “Can I?” Ask, “I can.”
    • You can control your bladder when you’re dead.
    • No blood, no oil.
    • There’s no “I” in win!
    • "Fun" and "Failure" both start out the same way.