1. My cousin and I went to a party over the weekend. We were just standing in a corner eating, when a guy approached him and asked him if I was his girlfriend. We laughed and said we were cousins, and I added “Yeah, we’re not like George Michael and Maeby.” They both just stared at me and wondered what I was talking about. 

    I don’t know why I always assume everyone watches the show. Perhaps I should beat them with a pillow case full of batteries.

    1. coolerthanmypillow reblogged this from thebluthcompany and added:
      a little violent, but everyone really should
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      I mix AD quotes into my everyday life just to please myself. Haha If someone happens to get it, then that’s just an...