Tobias quotes:
- I suppose I’m just buy-curious
- Because I’m a woman
- You need to decide whether you want a man or a boy. I know how I’d answer.
- After Jessie says “There are very few intelligent, attractive, and straight men in this town.” He replies, “Well that certainly leaves me out”
- Let me take off my assistant’s skirt and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit
- I need to prove to her that I’m not just a man, but a man’s man
- I ought to check myself into a men’s penal colony.
- Nice to be back in a queen
- I was dancing with what turned out to be the club’s owner, and he was looking to sell. Oh, he-he really, really did look like a woman.
- Oh, I got blown
- I so very much would like to be in your prostate-ticular
- Or it could be your colon. I’d want to get in there and find some answers
- I see you wasted no time in filling my seat-hole
- Who’d like a banger in the mouth?
- I can just taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth
- Oh, come on! Don’t leave your uncle T-bag hanging
- Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up
- For there’s a man inside me, and only when he’s finally out, can I walk free of pain
- Come on! Let’s see some bananas and nuts
- I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak
- Tobias, you blow hard
- I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time
- It’s supposed to say “Tobias’s Queen Mary.” I suppose I can just paint over Mary
- Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
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