I'm so hot.
If you were hot, mother, we would win.
You don't hate me! Mom hates me! You kinda like me, right?
Yeah, I kind of like you.
Doesn't GOB say "cocaine" in that trick/illusion joke?
There are two versions. The one where he says “cocaine” is from the Unaired Extended Pilot, and the one where he says “candy” is from the Pilot.